This post is exceedingly trivial. You've been warned.
It's LEAP-YEAR-DAY!
It's LEAP-YEAR-DAY!
I know this because McDonalds, in celebration, is offering the world Buy-One-Get-One-Free Big Macs. I know this is true because I ate three of them.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
What would my carb-phobic coworkers say?! ("How middle-American!") What about being a super skinny New York actress? Goals, Chloe! Goals!
Well, here's why this is okay.
February 29th isn't a real day.
I mean sure, once every four years, we all claim it's "February 29th."
But really, it's just a man-made phenomenon, right?
If we didn't feel the need to squeeze 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, and 16 seconds into a calendar year, we would never have drawn a little box onto the bottoms of our agendas and called it a holiday.
I mean sure, once every four years, we all claim it's "February 29th."
But really, it's just a man-made phenomenon, right?
If we didn't feel the need to squeeze 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes, and 16 seconds into a calendar year, we would never have drawn a little box onto the bottoms of our agendas and called it a holiday.
SO, TODAY ISN'T REAL. IT'S MADE UP. IT DOESN'T EXIST.
AND THEREFORE, NOTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 
....................................................................................What Big Macs?
As long as I'm not here next Leap-Year-Day:
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Alright. Well. Glad that's our of the way.
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